I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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