i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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