Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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