That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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