For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
