So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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