were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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