I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have post one night stand depression
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