Dual....:-)
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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