talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she peed on how many people?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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