I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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