Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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