we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Quick, to the slutcave!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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