Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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