he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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