we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
even my farts smell like vagina
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
