if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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