I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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