Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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