Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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