laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
false alarm. still invincible.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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