He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
