Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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