I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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