I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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