Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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