Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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