that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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