i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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