dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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