just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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