Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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