For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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