Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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