At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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