he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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