tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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