she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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