Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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