yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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