I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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