Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
