She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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