I wannas sexs uuuuu
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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