when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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