Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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