Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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