I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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