But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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