What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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