Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Congratulations! We have a period
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