what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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