This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
When are your genitals available?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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