Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize