Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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