if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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