jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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